Eldorado Poker News

There a scene in a W.C. Fields movie where W.C. invites a man to play Poker with him.
The man asks, “Is this gambling?”
W.C. Fields replies, “Not the way I play it.”

Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza!

Q: How can you tell a poker player is lying?
A: His chips are moving.

Q: Heard of the Los Angeles poker hand?
A: Four Clubs beat a King

Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog.
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.

Q: What is the difference between a poker room and a church?
A: When you pray in a poker room, you really mean it!!

Three ninth grade girls go into a poker room, a blond, a brunette and a redhead…..
Q: The brush chases the redhead and the brunette out, but not the blond…..Why??
A: She is 23….

There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
1. Never tell everything you know.

I have a t-shirt touting “Big Johnson’s Bar & Casino”; Liqour up front and Poker in the rear!

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.