Poker Quips
There a scene in a W.C. Fields movie where W.C. invites a man to play Poker with him.
The man asks, “Is this gambling?”
W.C. Fields replies, “Not the way I play it.”
10 March 2008 nessun commento
There a scene in a W.C. Fields movie where W.C. invites a man to play Poker with him.
The man asks, “Is this gambling?”
W.C. Fields replies, “Not the way I play it.”
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.
In a 10-20 Hold’em game at the Mirage, a drunk was begining to get out of hand.
“Well that was one pussy-pink river card from you dealer!” he bellowed after missing a flush.
The dealer beheld the drunk gravely; “Sir, there is a young lady at the table. If you don’t control your language, you will have to leave.”
On the next hand, the drunk doesn’t improve his set on the flop and looses to a straight. “Jesus Christ! Why don’t you just light my fucking wallet on fire pinhead!”
The dealer was absolutely at his limit; “Sir, I’m telling you for the last time; there is a young lady at the table! Control your language or you will be escorted out of here!”
On the following hand, every player in the game wades into the pot. There are raises and caps on every card. In the end, the drunk sucks out an inside straight and wins the 10-20 pot of the month. The drunk looks out over his pile of chips at the dealer and asks, “Do you boys pool your tips togeather or do you keep them for yourselves?”
The dealer replies “All dealers here keep their own tips.”
The drunk tosses two green chips at the dealer and says with a grin; “Well have a Goddamn toke on me, motherfucker.”
The dealer picks up the $50, turns to the young woman and says, “Miss, I’m afraid you’ll have to leave the table.”
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continua…
Order: Is each here? Does each have his opposite?
Chaos: I am here, but my opposite is you.
Order: Huh?
Evil: Don’t let him bug ya’. We’re here.
Truth: My opposite is not here.
Good: Is your opposite “Lies”?
Truth: My opposite is “Void”. He couldn’t make it.
Evil: : (snicker) Figures!
Order: Agh! How are we going to seat five! This table is made for six!
Evil: Just take out his chair and move over. Sheesh!
Good: I have the cards.
Evil: I’ve got the chips.
Truth: I have the beer.
Chaos: I have the cards!
Order: Shut up.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a hand would hold up
Thanks to that no good, no fold-em, idiot louse!
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.
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